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Questions

What is the safest method/technique to use in order to minimize injury if a collision with another surfer making a paddle out is eminent and manuevering around this person is impossible? Obviously, using good judgement before and good communication during is key, but, what about those times when a collision is not avoidable?
asked by The Whiffleboy, Los Angeles, CA 02/05

What's the best technique for pushing a chronic shoulder-hopper off your wave? (Once the situation calls for it, of course.)
asked by bertrand 10/18

How is a veteran surfer supposed to deal with all the new grommies in the water today? Surfing has gone mainstream and now virtually every middle-schooler and up wants to be a looked upon as a surfer. That's all well and fine, but the water gets dangerously full of inexperienced kids floundering in the impact zone and making those really riding waves have to dodge and weave to keep from colliding with them. I'm starting to get really angry at the "intrusion" into what used to be a sport of solitude. Thanks.
asked by Ellbee 10/30

How is a veteran surfer supposed to deal with all the new grommies in the water today? Surfing has gone mainstream and now virtually every middle-schooler and up wants to be a looked upon as a surfer. That's all well and fine, but the water gets dangerously full of inexperienced kids floundering in the impact zone and making those really riding waves have to dodge and weave to keep from colliding with them. I'm starting to get really angry at the "intrusion" into what used to be a sport of solitude. Thanks.
asked by Ellbee 10/25